{"product_id":"funny-christmas-candles-merry-christmas-cranberry-soy-jar","title":"Funny Christmas Candles - Merry Christmas Cranberry Soy Jar","description":"Not every gift needs a punchline, and some people would rather it did not have one. \"Merry Christmas\" is the plain version — two words, a real candle, and nothing anybody has to react to politely.\n\nHand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas, it is the one of our christmas candles you buy six of. A hostess, a neighbor, a name you drew: this is the one.\n\nWhy You'll Love It\n\n * \"Merry Christmas\" — a greeting that works for every name on the list \n * Signature White jar — a white-printed label, plain and legible \n * Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a steady flame and honest scent throw \n * Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO \n * Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar \n * 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so it runs the whole season \n * Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA \nPerfect Gift For\n\nA hostess, a December exchange, secret santa, the person who has everything, a host who refuses help, the friend you see once a year, and everybody else you forgot.\n\nProduct Details\n\n * Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar \n * Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours \n * Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO \n * Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA \n * Care: Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn \n * Item: SW-2116-16 \nScent\n\n16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel \u0026amp; Brown Sugar\n\nFrequently Asked Questions\n\nQ: What do you give someone who already has everything they want?\nA: Give something consumable to the person who has everything, because it solves the storage problem their house already has. A candle gets used and leaves no clutter behind.\n\nQ: Is a plain Merry Christmas gift too safe for a gift exchange?\nA: A straightforward candle is the right call for an exchange where you cannot read the room, since not every table wants a punchline. Safe is not the same as boring.\n\nQ: What is a good gift for a host who refuses to let you help?\nA: Bring the host who will not let you lift a finger something that needs nothing from them at the time. A candle sits on the counter until they choose to open it.\n\nQ: How many candles should I keep on hand for unexpected December guests?\nA: Two or three spare candles cover the drop-in visits that always happen between the twentieth and the twenty-fourth. One scent keeps the shelf simple.\n\nQ: Does a cranberry scent suit a house that already smells of cooking?\nA: Tart cranberry and orange peel sit well alongside roasting and baking smells rather than clashing with them. Light it in the hallway rather than the kitchen.\n\nQ: Will this jar sit safely on a narrow windowsill?\nA: The jar measures 3.5 x 3.5 x 4 inches, so it fits most sills and shelves with room to spare. Keep it away from curtains and out of a draught while it is lit.\n","brand":"Cedar Crate Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68012052971669,"sku":"SW-2116-16","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0583\/5148\/5077\/files\/dc5b00d429caa98dd2eedb68e64bcd6f91dbddb81c5f09501581817b648ccfa3.jpg?v=1792516307","url":"https:\/\/ivycottagemidland.com\/products\/funny-christmas-candles-merry-christmas-cranberry-soy-jar","provider":"The Ivy Cottage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}